Frog and Toad getting ready to leave home. (But the brake lights are on and they shouldn't be!) |
My father loved to play golf and he always had some
good golf jokes to tell. Good golf jokes
allude to the Never Say Die spirit of the guy playing golf. Golfers will play
through almost any situation.
This is one of my favorite of his golf jokes.
A
man went out to play golf with his buddy, George. He was gone all day and got
home rather late. His wife asked him how the day had gone.
“Oh, it was terrible.” The man said. The morning was gorgeous. The sky was blue. The temperature was perfect. The first 3 holes went fine. But just as we were about to tee up to the 4th hole, George grabbed his chest and keeled over!”
“Oh, it was terrible.” The man said. The morning was gorgeous. The sky was blue. The temperature was perfect. The first 3 holes went fine. But just as we were about to tee up to the 4th hole, George grabbed his chest and keeled over!”
“Oh
no,” cried the man’s wife.
“I
know,” said the man. “The whole rest of the day was ‘hit the ball and drag
George’.
OK. I know. You are out there screaming OMG, That’s
AWFUL!!! and yelling at me and telling
me that was the worst joke you've ever
heard. But you're laughing too, so don’t blame me completely.
As poor taste as that joke is, I can never get away
from that punch line. Often it is a metaphor for life. When things go wrong you
just have to keep on plugging. (Hopefully, with a little more sensitivity.)
It’s been kind of a metaphor for this trip too. We
got the Honda to Iowa, but most days it was just “hit the ball and drag
George.” First trip will be to the
hardware store where we can buy a fuse puller. It was the one thing the most
prepared man I know didn’t have.
We are here. We are happy! And the Toad’s new name
will probably be George.
Frog and Toad in Iowa! We made it. |
PS: The road was clear as we drove down it.
That's how I like it!
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